I don't give a fuck.

Maybe you like it when Moses gives you a spankin' in the gates. I don't. Go fuck yourself.

Welcome!

Welcome to Shittenberg Trail! May you be now truly burdened by conscience! Sure, you thought that becoming a Christian meant that you could finally be free of feeling guilty about your deeds, but now that you are a christian nothing has changed! In fact, because you are Christian you are now even more obligated to obey than an ignorant pagan! FUCK YEAH!